Sixteen Year-Old Boy Hasn't Masturbated, Slept in Four Years

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NiKKoM on 12 February 2010

Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!)

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EL_PATRAS on 12 February 2010

damn, i need an exorcist in that case

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EL_PATRAS on 12 February 2010

damn, i need an exorcist in that case

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Seece on 12 February 2010

It has to be fake ...

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Snake612 on 12 February 2010

Masturbation is a an evil act. I've decide to follow God and seek him through everything. So for now on, I have changed my ways.

TO GOD BE THE GLORY

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highwaystar101 on 12 February 2010

To me that story almost sounded like satire.

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dsister44 on 12 February 2010

axumblade said:
wait.....I thought dsister44 was from North Carolina? What was he doing in Colorado Springs?

I stayed up all night trying to think of a witty retort, but the best I could come up with is. I'm 18 >.>

highwaystar101 said:

To me that story almost sounded like satire.

Haha, the toasters in your sig bring back memories :D

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SuperAdrianK on 12 February 2010

This article is quite scary...

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Kantor on 12 February 2010

Yes, I'm sure he's unable to sleep because he masturbated once four years ago, rather than because he hasn't masturbated in four years.

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Strategyking92 on 12 February 2010

Emo chicks are hot. Emo guys.. are confusing.

Haha jkjk *gulp*

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