Sixteen Year-Old Boy Hasn't Masturbated, Slept in Four Years

[dsister44]

axumblade said:
wait.....I thought dsister44 was from North Carolina? What was he doing in Colorado Springs?

I stayed up all night trying to think of a witty retort, but the best I could come up with is. I'm 18 >.>

highwaystar101 said:

To me that story almost sounded like satire.

Haha, the toasters in your sig bring back memories :D