EDIT!:  WARNING: Some stories below may Not  be Suitable for Kids you have been warned

Ok this is from a couple years back. One time I hooked up with this girl  and you know we was gettin it busy and I was getting it down doggystyle  then she just jumps up and runs to the bathroom and I'm just there like wtf. Then she comes back couple minutes laters and I ask her why you went to the bathroom she  said ooh nothing. Then I start smelling shit and I'm now like damn and I look down and I see feces on my penis >_< ...had to cut her off asap

True Story

My God Baddman, that was crazy.

i was going down on a girl last year, things were getting intense and the girl farted so badly in my face. That killed the mood.

YUCK!

Anyway a couple of years I was getting a blowjob and this girl must not have known what she was doing, cuz the whole time she like just spitting on my dick, man I was limp after like 2 min.

what possessed you to tell us that :-?

I don't have any funny ones to be honest. But a guy I know had a bet with some of his mates to see how much they could hurt their girlfriends during sex and get away with it. The winner was the one who did inflicted the most and got away with it.

Anyway, one of his mates was doing his girlfriend doggy style and grabbed a phone book, which slammed it into the back of her head. This was so hard it knocked her clean out of the bed and onto the floor. She just got back into bed and started again, she never mentioned it or questioned it. Needless to say this guy won the bet

BWAHAHAHA!

LMAO

she came, why are you complaining?

>_<  2 reasons i didn't get my nut and i had shit on my dick ...seriously shit on my dick that's just disgusting  my dick aint toilet paper

that teach you to pick up girls from craiglist.

LMAO....I'm gonna try and respond to that

So....odd bet first of all, and so he hit her over the head with a phonebook knocked her out, when she came to they went back at it no questions asked LMAO what the hell, odd couple lol