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I dont think I have really had a horrible sexual experience. Awesome ones? Yea. Funny ones? Yea. Not horrible though.



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One time, girl going down on me. I do my business in the mouth while she's still sucking away. She runs out of the room freaking out. She knew what was coming so I wasn't concerned about that. She came back and said she snorted when she sucked and my my soldiers went into her sinuses. She said it was a thousand times worse than when that happens when drinking something. So I shot her....mostly true story.



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Nothing really stands out. I guess having sex while it was "her time of the month", but that's pretty tame compared to a lot of you guys!



d21lewis said:
Nothing really stands out. I guess having sex while it was "her time of the month", but that's pretty tame compared to a lot of you guys!

That's just sick man.

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The_vagabond7 said:
d21lewis said:
Nothing really stands out. I guess having sex while it was "her time of the month", but that's pretty tame compared to a lot of you guys!

 

That's just sick man.

i have a friend who told me her man once went down on her when it was that time of month...now that's sick

 



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It was an accident........



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Dmeisterj weirdest sexual experience = birth

MY whole family just came into the room to see what the source of the explosion sound was.

IT was my laughter.



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A girl once said to me "when its that time of the month my boyfriend wears the Dolmio grin."

I threw up, she was serious.



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