Baddman said:
psrock said:
Baddman said:
Ok this is from a couple years back. One time I hooked up with this girl and you know we was gettin it busy and I was getting it down doggystyle then she just jumps up and runs to the bathroom and I'm just there like wtf. Then she comes back couple minutes laters and I ask her why you went to the bathroom she said ooh nothing. Then I start smelling shit and I'm now like damn and I look down and I see feces on my penis >_< ...had to cut her off asap
True Story
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she came, why are you complaining?
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>_< 2 reasons i didn't get my nut and i had shit on my dick ...seriously shit on my dick that's just disgusting my dick aint toilet paper
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that teach you to pick up girls from craiglist.