Horrible Sexual Experiences

[Baddman]

psrock said:

Baddman said:

Ok this is from a couple years back. One time I hooked up with this girl  and you know we was gettin it busy and I was getting it down doggystyle  then she just jumps up and runs to the bathroom and I'm just there like wtf. Then she comes back couple minutes laters and I ask her why you went to the bathroom she  said ooh nothing. Then I start smelling shit and I'm now like damn and I look down and I see feces on my penis >_< ...had to cut her off asap

 

True Story

 

she came, why are you complaining?

>_<  2 reasons i didn't get my nut and i had shit on my dick ...seriously shit on my dick that's just disgusting  my dick aint toilet paper