I'll take the Patriots tonight, and lol @ anyone taking the Jets just to be a hipster or hoping to make up some ground.
Thursday Night games dispense with the long prep times and team-specific schemes that we normally see. It distills both teams to their core essence, their real talent. With that in mind, how could one not take the New York Jets, led by the Quarterback Of The Future and the King Of Foot Fetishes? Their innate skill deluges that of Darth Hoody and the Abercrombie Reject. And this is before we get into the greatness that is CJ2KALLDAY or the dazzling golden locks that are Nick Mangold.
Liberated from the millstone that is planning, or thinking, or anything that calls for more than "me hit thing," the greatness that is the J-E-T-S will truly bedazzle us all tonight. The time of the New York Jets has come at long last! Hipster? Hipster?! You, sir, clearly do not know football!