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How many cops does it take to save a drowning sex doll? In China it took took only 18 police officers to rescue a sex doll from a river. It was a harrowing rescue mission for the dozen and a half law enforcement officers who thought that they were rescuing a woman drowning in this moving body of water.

The sex doll was floating between 50 -60 yards of the bank of the river in the Shandong Province in China when these officers arrived on the scene, according to Digital Spy. The sex doll looked very much like a woman floating face down in the fast moving river water.

The officers put together a rescue strategy and it took 40 minutes to reach the inflatable doll. The police officers didn’t realize they were rescuing a sex prop until they were almost on top of the doll.

According to Mail Online, once police had the deflated sex doll in custody they decided to make light of their embarrassing mistake. The rescuers presented the doll to the crowd, who quickly covered their children’s eyes and dispersed.

A crowd of more than 1000 people had gathered to watch the officers retrieve this sex doll; all who appeared to believe that it was a woman they were watching the police officers save.

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Looks like she didn't make it, guys.



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still fuckable



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And on land there was an Asian guy pointing and laughing



It would have been a more interesting story if they were trying to rescue a sex doll, and they knew it. For China, I wouldn't have been surprised.



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“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”

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First it was the sex toy that was confused with a mushroom and now this. China will soon become the #1 exporter when it comes to funny news.



Wow talk about a mishap!



           

Looks like she didn't made it. Did they identify the victim's family.



 

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still fuckable


Hahahahahaha!!! OMFG....... :P



I think with a little mouth to mouth action she'll be fine again..



 

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