Beat still Wakes the Deep at 5 hours. 3/10.
First bad game I've finished in many, many years and I've given up on a dozen better games this year alone but since I was more than half way there before I realised how terrible this experience was and put time into the Platinum I just had too plus I was mildly interested to see if there would be a pay off, there was not. Mind numblingy boring, awfully linear game to play on all fronts and broken at that, flashlight refused to work for me forcing me to progress through complete darkness and use assessibility options and so many hard crashes and glitches. Such great dialogue too with iconic lines such as "fuck", "Oh Jesus Fuck", "fuck, fuck, fuck" and "Shite, fuck, shiiiite"
The only up sides to this game is the decent graphics, pretty colours every now and then, cool monster design and the great VA but even the VA becomes a problem with cussing every ten seconds and the going overboard on the accent and colloquialisms which become grating. Now I have to play this through once more to Platinum this which is gonna be a pain cause I'm on some OCD trip with my plat streak, this is no. 13 so no better fitting game to take that spot.
Last edited by LegitHyperbole - on 08 June 2025
