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I know I keep slurrping up this games dick with no shame but the worst thing about the game is I'm too tired to play it. Since 2020 I have felt this way exactly twice, Elden Ring and Stellar Blade, the latter being a fraction of ER and Clair Obscur. This game is on par with TW3 for how perfectly it does what it sets out to do on all fronts, no drops in some areas, hell even TW3 had two or three weeks between 1.0 and some of the patches where it was shoddy technically and didn't really reach perfection until the first DLC, unless something happens with CO: E33 in the latter half this is a perfect game at masterpiece level, but all I see is the quality increasing while the minute budget issues fall away to mean nothing at all. Slurp, Sluuurp. Oh, tastes like pineapple.