Samus vs Master Chief

[man-bear-pig]

thranx said:

man-bear-pig said:
Master Chief would chop his balls off with an energy sword and then put a plasma grenade in his ass

Samus is female. Or are you talking about master cheif chopping his own balls off?

Of course. He would chop his own balls off so that he didn't have any sexual desires, so he could then proceed to put a plasma grenade in Samus' ass without becoming aroused