Is this a confession or something ?

No. I really like everything like it is right now.

I'd rather be a sailfish. Imagine zooming across the ocean like a bullet.

No and I figure there isn't much difference outside the plumbing.

I like my third leg. K thx.

I can't deny the thought hasn't crossed my mind once or twice. I've actually had dreams about it happening before. Perhaps I'm really the male lead from the anime movie 'Kimi no Na Wa'?!

Not at all.

When a man sleeps around he is a hero, when a woman does she is a slut.

As much as we say we are equal, it is just easier to be a man.

Nope sure don't. There are perks to being a female but man, I gotta appreciate their strength and patience with some of the stuff they have to go through.

Thats what we call Trans Gender.

Everyone starts as a female in the womb. So, enjoy while it last.
Eve came first, then adam.

Google evolution of man.