Vodka all the way. White Russians and Cape Codders (w/ a splash of OJ).

Belgium beer since Dutch beer is awful

It's between beer and vodka (beer alone and vodka with lemonade or orange juice). 

I love Vodka. The good thing about vodka is that even cheap ones taste quite good. Not all of them, but some like Moskovskaya. I also like Whisky. But cheap Whiskys don't taste. Jim Beam or Jack Daniel's taste like horse pee, ugh. It has to be a scotch and a good one. I'm always down for some nice 18 year old Highland Park.

Then there's Rum of course. Can't do anything wrong with Bacardi. Always makes me feel like a pirate. Yarrr! =D

Stella Artois and Modelo don't taste like piss. Personally, I like the "girly" stuff. Woodchuck, MIke's hard, Red's apple ale, etc. Why would I want a bitter drink? It's bitter. I'm also a lightweight so not a fan of liquor, a shot or two at most.

Well, you're not alone. I'm also a water guy!

None, I don't drink, and I used to get made fun of by my old colleagues too, haha.

I'll drink most kinds of alcohol, but beer is a clear favorite. I like IPAs and bitters, but there are a lot of fruit beers I like too. Wine is tasty, though I prefer whites over reds and anything over desert wine. I tend not to drink hard liquor, because I hate shots and I often overestimate my limits with mixed drinks. If I am drinking hard then whiskey is my beverage of choice, bourbon specifically. I'll also take rum or vodka mixed with citrus or a margarita if I'm eating Mexican.

I'm not really a picky guy. XD

Apple juice