Dude....everyone in the theatre was laughing like every 5 minutes. It was really annoying actually cus I often couldn't hear the next line of dialog. Don't tell me this wasn't a funny, lighthearted movie. Yes, there were moments of seriousness sprinkled in, but they're few and far between, and lost impact, because they try so hard to make you laugh the majority of the time, that any sense of trepidation goes out the window.

Wanda killed some people. You don't see it. Just an explosion on the side of a building. She gets over it after Hawkeye walks in and tells her to get off her ass (that's like literally almost all he said).

Rodey gets crippled.....because they just stare at him falling for 10 seconds.....and Tony forgets his suits can break the sound barrier (seriously did all his toys get worse after iron man 1?) Whatever it's cool, we're quickly told he's basically fine, and at the end we see Tony is gonna fix him up, which was predictable.

I'll give you the fight at the end, which was by far the best part of the movie. Sadly, the movie then closes with a wink to everyone hunting that Tony and Cap will be buddies again real soon, and they don't even have the guts to leave anyone in jail for a minute. So in conclusion, the movie is called Civil War.....and.....nobody dies, nobody ends the movie in captivity, nobodies life gets ruined, and everyone is likely to meet up for drinks soon to laugh about how silly this all was. Bygones and all.

It's a fun movie. It's also a terrible Civil War movie.

Edit: As for what you said about brainwashed Bucky being stronger, I don't know if that's supposed to be the case of not, but Black Panther basically schools him even without his suit, and everyone else he fights at that point wouldn't stand a chance against him brainwashed or not. Tony only had a glove, Black Widow isn't nearly strong enough to match him, and Cap isn't around until he catches the chopper. So I don't buy that brainwashing makes him stronger, more ruthless of course, but not stronger.

BvS was a damn torture for me. They ruined some of my favorite characters and the plot was a trainwreck. I don't want to talk about it. Post-traumatic disorder.

Well obviously I'll always choose DR over DKR, but I didn't think it was HORRIBLE. Maybe just a more significant plot? Perhaps it was a nuclear weapon(instead of a simple bomb).

The only superhero movie that I could not even handle to watch was Fantastic Four. Even the action scenes were horrible 

TDKR was the low point in an otherwise stellar trilogy. It wasn't terrible, but you could tell the Nolans wanted closure and it felt a bit rushed. Recall they didn't want to write a third movie after Ledger died.

The media are too much generous with Marvel movies, this movie is thé worst of thé 3 with BvS and X Men.

X M'en ( thanks to thé introduction and thé quick scènes )>  BvS ( thé best réalisation quality and thé most  ambitious, though bad cut ) > Civil War ( simple , no surprises, always the same thing, 0 depth )

Except for that one time in the Civil War comic where Iron Man told Cap that he's "recorded every punch you've ever thrown. I know what you're going to do before you do it." And proceeded to beat the holy fuck out of Captain America with his bare, armored hands.

It's the same thing Prometheus did to Batman (Batman said "Well. That was humbling.") so technically it's cheating but still....

What action scene in Batman v Superman came anywhere close to the Airport scene in Civil War?  I mean, I can only think of a few action scenes in that entire slog of a movie and most of them were pretty dumb.  The final fight scene with the trinity vs Doomsday had some cool images but was interspersed with stupid military stuff and stupid characters.  The early stuff was kind of cool with the memories of the Man of Steel fights.  The only fight or action scene I thought was well handled was Batman's siege on Martha Kent's captors.  That scene was visceral and powerful and effective.  

But even the best action scene in that film didn't come close to the fourth or fifth best action sequence in Civil War.  

1 - The Airport scene, Hero vs Hero
2 - The african Chase, pursuing the Winter Soldier
3 - The emotional final fight, 2 on 1
4 - The Brainwashed escape
5 - The opening siege on Crossbones

All of these scenes were better, had more emotion, and more thrills than the final fight or the batman siege on the captors.  Did I miss an entire movie's worth of action sequences?  because I was bored to tears throughout Batman  v Superman, especially after the superpowered ballet that was the climax to Man of Steel (which, all plot points aside, I actually quite liked).  

I was hesitant but cautiously optimistic about Batman v Superman before it came out.  The trailers looked bad, I hated that the huge act 3 twist was spoiled, and it felt like 90% of the plot was revealed in the trailers.  IT still sounded like it could have been good, with the lone thing I was excited for being Batman (Ben Affleck is an amazing actor and director now, better reco'nize!).  

Many of my fears about the film, pre-release, were alleviated by reminders of prior surprises in superhero movies. 

Lex Luthor's casting of Jesse Eisenberg sounded bad, but so did Heath Ledger as Joker, and look how that turned out.
People hated Batfleck, but from day one I was on board because of his recent works both in front of and behind the camera
Zack Snyder - for all his hatred - has produced some gems if he has the right writers.  Pretty bad Man of Steel, but great Watchmen. 
The Trailers giving everything away screamed desperation but I've been surprised by emotional depth in other effects heavy films

Before Batman v Superman's release, I was actually excited to see it.  IT wasn't until after I saw it in opening weekend that I realized how atrociously bad it was.  Just not a good film. 

On the flip side, leading into Civil War I was kind of hesitant.  It didn't seem like it was going to be that good and I didn't actually like the 'civil war' storyline in the comics, the advertising didn't scream 'must see', and after Batman v Superman's catastrophic blech response, I was really anxious.  Add to that the back-stage politics of getting Spider-Man in the movie, and I was worried about this being another example of too much world building without enough substance. 

I got the opposite.  It blew me away, people liked it, I loved it, people are ga-ga over Civil War.  IT was a better film.  I didn't decree it as such until I saw both but every metric points towards this being the case.  Pre-release hype and anti-hype be damned. 

Pacing was great with a gradual escalation between the two sides. Some of the best acting between myself and Evans in simple scenes like the olive branch

Pretty much this, I'd give the film 7/10 mainly for the entertainment factor but it has flaws laced with in it, my biggest gripe with the film was how insignificant both the villain and the whole storyline are at the end of it.