A: Because bestiality is so much sexier
Q: Why is the sky blue?

The first case of female ejaculation in British porn was first discovered by a polar bear wearing a little green hat and novelty glasses in 1949. This led to a mass panic as the polar bear started a mass sex conga. 78000 were thought to have lost their lives in the following 2 days. Female ejaculation in British was banned as it was deemed too dangerous. To mark the remembrance british people wear polar bear onesies every August 5th.

Q Why are clouds fluffy and not razor sharp?

A because they are not clouds

Q what the is rarest gem

Edit (I was late, damn):

My wang.

What's America's favorite pastime?

Spying on everybody and their mum.

Why is Obama black?

Because if people don't vote on him it would be racism

What's the meaning of life?

to watch Tyler Perry movies and listen to Rosie O'donnel's political commentary

Who should be the 2016 gop candidate?

A handsome, trustworthy man, easily winning the election, but during his victory speech, he reveals his face to be a mask and SURPRISE! It's George Bush again!

Q: If Nintendo designed the Virtual Boy to be a weapon that would kill off its consumers, how could it work?

A: By having them buy an extra AC cord since it won't be packed in.

Q: Will your mixtape be fire?

I don't know what a mistape is so my answer is either blue or seven.

Q. Why doesn't Evolve just come with a disc and you can buy the actual game as dlc episodes?