A: Do the kiss of life on our family dog.

Q: What would happean if your mum found you looking at gay men in your room?

A: Develop a sudden craving for milkshakes.

Q: What would happen if you never slept?

You'd never wake up from your dream.

Q. If you put a ready meal into a microwave 43 years ago, how long has it been ready for?

It's still being cooked if it's anything like the ready meals I make ¬_¬

What's the best thing about being married to three men?

A: If one of your husbands breaks his hands from beating you, another one can continue.

Q: Why are there so many pony avatars?

A: Because Korra is the new avatar.

Q: How tough are you?

A: Yes.

Q: Would you date a giraffe?

Only if it was a asexual

How does blurb do the float fly?

A: Magic carpet.
Q: How do you hurt a ghost?

A. Eat a cherry first.

Q. What was the best Star Wars movie?