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While Resident Evil 6 is a crappy game, for me at least, the highlight of the game is the Agent. Yes, he can't open doors, activate switches or pick up keys in Ada's story, but he looks pretty cool. He's my main character in The Mercenaries. I believe he needs his own standalone story, maybe separate from the main story.



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Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
I sure love playing them porn games... The Jiggle physics are out of this world!

You want jiggle physics? Try Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate. Though I'm not interested in the jiggle physics in that game; I'm more interested in another... thing ;)



Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
I sure love playing them porn games... The Jiggle physics are out of this world!

 

All you need for that is DOAX.  Or, better yet, DOAX2 with its advanced physics.  Check out those independently variable vectors!

 

*Sound Of Rain said:

Porn games? Is that a legit thing?

 

What are you... new to the internet?

 

Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:

Don't worry dude, if Something like Sakura Spirit can make it to Steam, I have faith!

 

Yoicks!  Looks a little too... furry for my liking.  But hey, whatever tickles your pickle.  I don't judge.

 

*Sound Of Rain said:

Plus, I might want to wait a little bit before the next game. I'm going to implement new rules and have to get everything together first.

 

New rules as in anti-cheating measures, or new gameplay/strategy ideas?  If you mean ideas to spice up gameplay, I can try to come up with something a little simpler than my previous suggestions.

 

spurgeonryan said:

I love Goldeneye 64. Anyone else love this?

 

*raises hand*

Best FPS ever.  That and Perfect Dark.  When you can still enjoy the hell out of a 20-year-old game, you know they did something right.

 

*Sound Of Rain said:

I never played it :(

Yes, I feel ashamed for skipping it although I owned an N64...

 

You what?!  Dude, that's like owning an Xbox and never playing Halo!  Owning a Genesis and never playing Sonic!  Owning a VTech CreatiVision and never playing... ... ... ... ... never playing... ... ... uh...

Look, that's beside the point...

The point is that if you're a Nintendo fan, and especially if you're an N64 fan, you owe it to yourself to play Goldeneye!  And, by extension, Perfect Dark, if you haven't already.

Speaking of which, there was a HD remaster of Perfect Dark that came out a few years ago that looked pretty sweet.  I never got to play it so I can't comment on how it plays, although the gameplay itself looks to be unchanged.  In fact, it basically looks like the same game, just with a nice coat of polish.  New textures, more detailed models, better lighting effects, higher framerate, etc.

I'm not sure if you can get it anywhere else, but if you've got a 360, I know it was available on Xbox Live.  Here's a comparison of the original and the remaster...

 

 

I don't recall ever seeing Goldeneye get the HD treatment, though.  I know there was Reloaded but that was more of a remake.  I'd love to see them take the original and give it a polish like they did with Perfect Dark.

So, anyway, where was I?  Oh yes!

*waves a finger at Rain*

You're very naughty!  As an N64 owner, you have a duty to play these two games!  Have you not felt it calling?  You might say it's a... "call of duty"!

*cough*

See what I did there?

 

*Sound Of Rain said:
Nintentacle said:
Well, uhm...

About this time last year (June 2013 and before) I was a complete Nintendo fanboy. I called 10k boost that games did on the Wii U moving consoles, and didn't consider the current sales (20k weekly, I think) horrible!

On top of that, I thought that it wasn't Nintendo's fault that they weren't getting Third Party support, and that the developers were too lazy to put their games on Wii U.

I also, without researching, assumed that all Sony and Microsoft's first party games were generic/realistic (While completely ignoring the fact that I enjoyed Halo 3...)

What I think snapped me out of that is a comment on YouTube, telling someone how dumb they were for saying what I agree with.

BTW, I'm not trying to start a flame war or troll someone, so just don't say anything if you want to argue!

This story sounds similar to mine. I also defended Nintendo to the death but I too realized I was being dumb...

I went further than you though, sold my Wii U & got a PS4

 

It's funny how much our stories mirror each other.  Although, I wasn't in the Nintendo camp.  If anything, I was a Microsoft defender.  I wouldn't say that I was ever a fanboy but I definitely leaned more in their direction, and in retrospect, I'm sure that I defended them on some occasions when they didn't really deserve it.  But all of that came to a screeching halt at the start of this gen.  So, I may have started out with a different bias, but my "allegiances", such as they are, have definitely shifted in recent times.

 

Mr_No said:

You want jiggle physics? Try Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate. Though I'm not interested in the jiggle physics in that game; I'm more interested in another... thing ;)

 

I'm a little scared to ask.



ColdFire - The man with no name.

Mr_No said:

While Resident Evil 6 is a crappy game, for me at least, the highlight of the game is the Agent. Yes, he can't open doors, activate switches or pick up keys in Ada's story, but he looks pretty cool. He's my main character in The Mercenaries. I believe he needs his own standalone story, maybe separate from the main story.

Yet another game I didn't bother with. I played the first 5 and many of the side games but just wasn't interested in 6 after all the negativity surrounding it. Maybe I'll rent it with PS Now too. (This list keeps growing)



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1) What are you... new to the internet?

2) New rules as in anti-cheating measures, or new gameplay/strategy ideas?  If you mean ideas to spice up gameplay, I can try to come up with something a little simpler than my previous suggestions.

3) You what?!  Dude, that's like owning an Xbox and never playing Halo!  Owning a Genesis and never playing Sonic!  Owning a VTech CreatiVision and never playing... ... ... ... ... never playing... ... ... uh..

4) It's funny how much our stories mirror each other.  Although, I wasn't in the Nintendo camp.  If anything, I was a Microsoft defender.  I wouldn't say that I was ever a fanboy but I definitely leaned more in their direction, and in retrospect, I'm sure that I defended them on some occasions when they didn't really deserve it.  But all of that came to a screeching halt at the start of this gen.  So, I may have started out with a different bias, but my "allegiances", such as they are, have definitely shifted in recent times.

1) No! ... I just just don't combine gaming with...that

2) Anti-Cheating measures mainly. New strategies maybe but it depends on what game(s) the mods approve. (If any)

3) I thought you couldn't own an N64 without playing Super Mario 64? You mean to tell me I've done it wrong? Well, I no longer have it so...too late.

4) Yeah, I've never really defended Microsoft before...I respect all 3 console makers though.



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Mr_No said:

You want jiggle physics? Try Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate. Though I'm not interested in the jiggle physics in that game; I'm more interested in another... thing ;)

 

I'm a little scared to ask.

You don't have to ask, but it had to do with my older signature pics I'll just leave it there.

*Sound Of Rain said:
Mr_No said:

While Resident Evil 6 is a crappy game, for me at least, the highlight of the game is the Agent. Yes, he can't open doors, activate switches or pick up keys in Ada's story, but he looks pretty cool. He's my main character in The Mercenaries. I believe he needs his own standalone story, maybe separate from the main story.

Yet another game I didn't bother with. I played the first 5 and many of the side games but just wasn't interested in 6 after all the negativity surrounding it. Maybe I'll rent it with PS Now too. (This list keeps growing)

Trust me when I tell you the game isn't worth it. The story is lame, the gameplay is terrible, the controls are outdated the enemies are cheap and they removed the weapon modification and the economy for a dull skill system; three skills you can only activate at once. This was a dealbreaker for me. That being said, the only thing that keeps me from selling the game is the Agent. While the rest of the characters might have personality, the Agent looks badass.



spurgeonryan said:
I love Goldeneye 64. Anyone else love this?

I have only played a tiny bit in a friend's emulator, so it wasn't enough to judge it. But I know it's pretty famous. I would like to know if Goldeneye 007: Reloaded for the PS3 is any good or if it's a decent remake from the N64 original.

The only FPS I really, really love are Red Faction 2 and FarCry 3. No COD will ever surpass it.



Mr_No said:

Trust me when I tell you the game isn't worth it. The story is lame, the gameplay is terrible, the controls are outdated the enemies are cheap and they removed the weapon modification and the economy for a dull skill system; three skills you can only activate at once. This was a dealbreaker for me. That being said, the only thing that keeps me from selling the game is the Agent. While the rest of the characters might have personality, the Agent looks badass.

Really? Not even worth the $15 to rent it? It must be pretty bad then. Maybe I'll just read the story online instead. 



*Sound Of Rain said:
Mr_No said:

Trust me when I tell you the game isn't worth it. The story is lame, the gameplay is terrible, the controls are outdated the enemies are cheap and they removed the weapon modification and the economy for a dull skill system; three skills you can only activate at once. This was a dealbreaker for me. That being said, the only thing that keeps me from selling the game is the Agent. While the rest of the characters might have personality, the Agent looks badass.

Really? Not even worth the $15 to rent it? It must be pretty bad then. Maybe I'll just read the story online instead. 

You're better off with Resident Evil Revelations. I haven't played it yet, but I did see the whole gameplay online and it's damn good. Without spoiling anything, I can guarantee it's better then RE6.



Is anyone else excited for PS Now? There are so many series I've yet to try.

Plus, as long as games keep being on both PS3 & PS4, I can just rent many of the upcoming games.