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Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
I sure love playing them porn games... The Jiggle physics are out of this world!

 

All you need for that is DOAX.  Or, better yet, DOAX2 with its advanced physics.  Check out those independently variable vectors!

 

*Sound Of Rain said:

Porn games? Is that a legit thing?

 

What are you... new to the internet?

 

Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:

Don't worry dude, if Something like Sakura Spirit can make it to Steam, I have faith!

 

Yoicks!  Looks a little too... furry for my liking.  But hey, whatever tickles your pickle.  I don't judge.

 

*Sound Of Rain said:

Plus, I might want to wait a little bit before the next game. I'm going to implement new rules and have to get everything together first.

 

New rules as in anti-cheating measures, or new gameplay/strategy ideas?  If you mean ideas to spice up gameplay, I can try to come up with something a little simpler than my previous suggestions.

 

spurgeonryan said:

I love Goldeneye 64. Anyone else love this?

 

*raises hand*

Best FPS ever.  That and Perfect Dark.  When you can still enjoy the hell out of a 20-year-old game, you know they did something right.

 

*Sound Of Rain said:

I never played it :(

Yes, I feel ashamed for skipping it although I owned an N64...

 

You what?!  Dude, that's like owning an Xbox and never playing Halo!  Owning a Genesis and never playing Sonic!  Owning a VTech CreatiVision and never playing... ... ... ... ... never playing... ... ... uh...

Look, that's beside the point...

The point is that if you're a Nintendo fan, and especially if you're an N64 fan, you owe it to yourself to play Goldeneye!  And, by extension, Perfect Dark, if you haven't already.

Speaking of which, there was a HD remaster of Perfect Dark that came out a few years ago that looked pretty sweet.  I never got to play it so I can't comment on how it plays, although the gameplay itself looks to be unchanged.  In fact, it basically looks like the same game, just with a nice coat of polish.  New textures, more detailed models, better lighting effects, higher framerate, etc.

I'm not sure if you can get it anywhere else, but if you've got a 360, I know it was available on Xbox Live.  Here's a comparison of the original and the remaster...

 

 

I don't recall ever seeing Goldeneye get the HD treatment, though.  I know there was Reloaded but that was more of a remake.  I'd love to see them take the original and give it a polish like they did with Perfect Dark.

So, anyway, where was I?  Oh yes!

*waves a finger at Rain*

You're very naughty!  As an N64 owner, you have a duty to play these two games!  Have you not felt it calling?  You might say it's a... "call of duty"!

*cough*

See what I did there?

 

*Sound Of Rain said:

Nintentacle said:
Well, uhm...

About this time last year (June 2013 and before) I was a complete Nintendo fanboy. I called 10k boost that games did on the Wii U moving consoles, and didn't consider the current sales (20k weekly, I think) horrible!

On top of that, I thought that it wasn't Nintendo's fault that they weren't getting Third Party support, and that the developers were too lazy to put their games on Wii U.

I also, without researching, assumed that all Sony and Microsoft's first party games were generic/realistic (While completely ignoring the fact that I enjoyed Halo 3...)

What I think snapped me out of that is a comment on YouTube, telling someone how dumb they were for saying what I agree with.

BTW, I'm not trying to start a flame war or troll someone, so just don't say anything if you want to argue!

This story sounds similar to mine. I also defended Nintendo to the death but I too realized I was being dumb...

I went further than you though, sold my Wii U & got a PS4

 

It's funny how much our stories mirror each other.  Although, I wasn't in the Nintendo camp.  If anything, I was a Microsoft defender.  I wouldn't say that I was ever a fanboy but I definitely leaned more in their direction, and in retrospect, I'm sure that I defended them on some occasions when they didn't really deserve it.  But all of that came to a screeching halt at the start of this gen.  So, I may have started out with a different bias, but my "allegiances", such as they are, have definitely shifted in recent times.

 

Mr_No said:

You want jiggle physics? Try Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate. Though I'm not interested in the jiggle physics in that game; I'm more interested in another... thing ;)

 

I'm a little scared to ask.