I was watching Power Rangers and had the idea to try a 5 against 1 battle (I hope at least 1 person will get it).
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."