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Well, it looks like Jay520's thread just got obliterated.



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AnthonyW86 said:
Xbox gamers have less good games to play so they get bored faster so they have sex more often. However because not many young girls want to have sex with them they end up with older more experienced women. Therefore getting more experienced themselves.

Seriously though, i'm just posting at the same troll level as this article.

So since Microsoft fans don't play video games very much, they go out and have a life? Since they are more mature, older women date them?

That sounds.....like a compliment. LOL



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veritaz said:

Hey the original xbox was better but no i was talking about the 360. This one is worse because Microsoft stopped trying. If only it was a good console still  but I had  to realize it's not 2005-2008 anymore and they just do things so bad now for gamers.

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I 100% agree with this, even up to 2009. That first half of the 7th generation, MS was giving us their A game. Then like an american football player, they hurt their knee, retired, got obese, and still makes tons on money on Dorito's promos.

curl-6 said:

Please don't tell Nintendo! I love her, I'm just weak and can't control my temptations! It was only about sex with Microsoft, it meant nothing!

Dude....Nintendo's a man if anything, a small asian man. All the key figures behind nintendo (Miyamoto, Itawa, guy who created Metroid, etc) they are all old asian men. Unless that is, you consider that bastard child Reggie Nintendo.

:P



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Basically all this survey shows is that Xbox owners have lower standards. (In the bedroom)



RenCutypoison said:
Of course they give a good rating to their right hand


this



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Pokeslob said:
RenCutypoison said:
Of course they give a good rating to their right hand


this


What if they are lefties



fedfed said:
Wright said:
And I'm still virgin. Explain that, please. e_e



Aren't you 19 from Spain?


Yes...so what? Does being from Spain make me a non-virgin since my conception? .-.



Michael-5 said:
curl-6 said:

Please don't tell Nintendo! I love her, I'm just weak and can't control my temptations! It was only about sex with Microsoft, it meant nothing!

Dude....Nintendo's a man if anything, a small asian man. All the key figures behind nintendo (Miyamoto, Itawa, guy who created Metroid, etc) they are all old asian men. Unless that is, you consider that bastard child Reggie Nintendo.

:P

I like to pretend Cammie Dunaway is still  with them... :p



Does this also mean XBOX games have bigger penis's because the system failed in Asia I mean an 11 page thread on ridiculous stereotypes is pretty ridiculous.



Otakumegane said:
Obviously because they always sleep with our mothers a lot.

Hey they must be good then.

That is exactly what I was thinking!

Way to go Mom!

Yea... ...er. oh.... ok.



 

Really not sure I see any point of Consol over PC's since Kinect, Wii and other alternative ways to play have been abandoned. 

Top 50 'most fun' game list coming soon!

 

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