You don't see it going far, and to me it's gone farther than I expected. 

Yeah probably but I would pull out. No money shot for me.

How few responses were you expecting? lol

hell no

No I assume the majority of people can't.   Some people can, either because of endowment or flexibility, and others both.

There are some people, well endowed, who can't because they lack the flexibility, where there are some not so well endowed that can literally fold themselves in half at the waist. 

I wasn't entirely serious when I posted the thread, though it is an interesting NSFW question.

Some comics have joked that if they could they would, which as a joke is funny, but if people seriously had the capability to, would they?  There are far more guys who would responding than I would have expected, regardless of whether they're gay, bi or straight.  While one may think someone gay would have a proclivity to sucking their own cock or eating cum, I don't know if that's 100% true.  I mean there are gay men who don't have anal sex, so the possibility of there being a gay person who doesn't like sucking cock or their own cock doesn't necessarily surprise me.  Likewise, I'm no longer surprised (though still perplexed) by straight guys who have no issues with the idea of either sucking their own cock or eating their own cum.  To me, that's gay as gay can get, but they'll insist they're straight. 

I probably should have asked if people are gay, bi, or straight, but I think that's actually less important to be honest.  Whether you'd do it, and or to what lengths you'd go are far more interesting.

I lowkey would.

HELL NO! Thats what girls are for!

So you don't masturbate?

lol 'if'