Im sure you must have some skeletons in your gaming closet..

(It doesnt actually have to be about gaming :P)

Well then, I guess I have something somewhat gaming related depending on which side of the debate you are on. I've only recently experienced playing those little games on my sons iPod and I'm officially addicted to Jetpack Joyride. My son got most of his upgrades via dad hawking his device all night while he sleeps, poor kid.

Outside of that, I've been known to jerkoff in public places (like rest rooms, vehicles and the workplace) and also use a plastic bag sandwiched between a box spring and matress, load it up with oil and fuck the shit out of it.

That's more like it!

Now if you'll excuse me for a moment... (Not going to try it out if that's what you were thinking )

I'm not a portable document format.

Well if you decide to bag fuck your bed, here is a little tip: If you want like a virgin tightness, press down on the matress above your insertion point. In the mood for something a little more.....used, lay off the pressure. Also, this is not the one you want to get caught doing, LOL.

Well if you decide to bag fuck your bed, here is a little tip: If you want like a virgin tightness, press down on the matress above your insertion point. In the mood for something a little more.....used, lay off the pressure. Also, this is not the one you want to get caught doing, LOL.