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You can post links or type it in yourselves, if you are easily offended, just leave xD

I hesitate to tell the ones I know off by heart, but here are some from comedians:

Ricky Gervais - Missing girl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOdyOGcEiME&feature=channel_video_title

Jimmy Carr - a lot of horribly funny jokes, they get really sick towards to end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SagayzX2T7Y

Frankie Boyle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTF-cyYOfUc&feature=BFp&list=WLD64278338B213B69

 

Are these pathetic? Offend me.



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RolStoppable said:
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Please don't ban me, you wanted something offensive



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Player1x3 said:

 

 

 

Please don't ban me, you wanted something offensive

LOL I hope you're black, I wouldn't feel very comfortable with that if you weren't xD



^ ...That was hardly a joke though was it o.0

I'm very thick skinned and believe people should be more lighthearted about racism and offensive comments but jeeeeez.



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