I wonder if bunnies like to play poker...

I used to play on Poker Room before they stopped letting US players bet real money. They say we helped fund terrorism, those stupid assholes.

Anyways it was good for me since I pissed away like $50 a week. I always lost.

I only win when my uncle is over and he is drunk off his ass and I hide cards under the table.

I thought this was going to be about pokerface by lady gaga, dissapointed.

I agree. Once I lost and had to chug a glass full of (2) raw eggs, a shit load of tobasco sauce, half a shot of shitty tasting rum and whatever else they put in there.

It was so brutal.

I think that if I ever tasted 250 year old rotted asshole, that is what it would have tasted like.

Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about it either.

I used to play 4-5 times a week but I'm down to about 2-3 these days. I've been playing for 15 years now so I've gotten pretty good.

I play more live games because I'm not too trusting of online games. I've seen a too many bullshit, miracle cards come out on the river in big pots too fully trust it's not rigged somehow.

Happens to me all the time on full tilt. I've stopped putting money on my account there and just play freerolls and spend my full tilt points.

I remember the last real money hand I played there I flopped a full house with 5 7 (I was BB) and the flop was 5 7 7 He position raised and I re-raised. He went all-in and I called. The pot was about $460 and he turned over A Q. The turn was a Q and the river another Q.

These kind of situations happen all the time on-line but rarely in a real game.

I much prefer live games anyway. I bought a poker table about 8 years ago and it was the best investment I've made. I have regular games with different groups of people and even some of my mates who don't play that much will come around and have a few drinks and put in 20 bucks or so.

They're also much better for getting tells on people and playing the man vs playing the cards.

well i'm not a proper player and i know its not for money

but i bought that vegas poker on psn recently because it was going cheap,does anyone play that or want a game for a laugh

No, but I play Truco.