Poker!

[Euphoria14]

trunkswd said:

Euphoria14 said:

I used to play on Poker Room before they stopped letting US players bet real money. They say we helped fund terrorism, those stupid assholes.

Anyways it was good for me since I pissed away like $50 a week. I always lost.

I only win when my uncle is over and he is drunk off his ass and I hide cards under the table.

Its technically illegal to gamble here in New York, accept for the lotto, but its so much fun and I am currently on a winning streak. I only play $20 a week so even if I lose I am fine with that. The games in person can be brutal sometimes.

I agree. Once I lost and had to chug a glass full of (2) raw eggs, a shit load of tobasco sauce, half a shot of shitty tasting rum and whatever else they put in there.

It was so brutal.

 

I think that if I ever tasted 250 year old rotted asshole, that is what it would have tasted like.