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lucidium said: Nintentacle said: lucidium said: Nintentacle said: lucidium said:Aviggo needs to lay off the new thread button, I agree. Where does the I agree come from? the voices in my head. what, you said say something i think is stupid. So you agree with the voice inside your head? yes Okay. Makes sense....
Eye colour: Hazel
Hair colour: Brown
Relationship status: Single
AIM: AI in TLOU sucks
Favourite Games: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, A Link Between Worlds, Skyward Sword, Wind Waker, Spirit Tracks, Wind Waker, Majora's Mask, and Ocarina of Time
Ratchet & Clank: A Crack In Time
Super Mario Galaxy, Galaxy 2, 3D Land, and 3D World
Favourite Music: Zelda songs.
Favourite Films: Porno
Favourite Books: Porno mags
Favourite Food: Vagina
Hobbies: Playing video games, of course.
About Me: During the year of 1492, I, Nintentacle StarWarsFanFic Obama, was born. I was born and rasied in the great Pacific Ocean. My mom was a lone tentacle, and my dad was a human that could breathe underwater. I was mostly like my dad, obviously. On April 27th, 1506, my dad came up with a plan to assassinate Christopher Columbus. His plan was to stab him... that's it. On May 20th that same year, he was going to kill him. The only thing was, he was already dead. Since he couldn't kill him, he killed himself and the rest of the family except me.
Right before he killed himself, he told me to move on the land, and to remember one thing: Teach the selfish, greedy humans "The Way of the Tentacle". So, I packed my stuff, moved to the land, and rememberd my dads final words.
About one month after I moved to the land, June 1506, I met a singer named Joel Jonas. He was an older guy, if I had to guess I would say early 50's, but his voice was great. Everyone at the town knew him because every year, at June, he would come and sing us a song. The funny thing, is that every single song he wrote are songs from this century. I will list every song he sang until he died.
1506 - Call Me Maybe
1507 - Baby
1508 - Best Song Ever
1509 - The Suite Life of Zach & Cody theme song
1510 - Gangnam Style
1511 - Grenade
1512 - Clannad After Story theme song
1513 - Wrecking Ball
1514 - The Fox
1515 - He died April this year...
Anyways, right before Mr. Jonas died, he told me that one day, someone from his blood line will have triplets. Their names will be Joe, Nick, and Kevin. He told me to teach these three boys the way of the Tentacle about 1 and 1/4 a year after a huge musical sensation dies because a medicine.
To be continued...