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"There's a famous colleague who got a black eye from penis banging..."



 

 

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Nice. That was rather horrifyingly detailed. Curiosity killed the cat indeed (or perhaps just disturbed me greatly).



That's right boys. Prostate gland arousal beats penis arousal any day.



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

If my penis were that long, I'd wear I'd put it inside of my jacket sleave, tell people I lost my hand in Vietnam, and insist that they shake my "nubby" hand.

I haven't figured out how I would explain the discharge from my arm, though.

Also, I would give someone a black eye from "penis banging".



d21lewis said:
If my penis were that long, I'd wear I'd put it inside of my jacket sleave, tell people I lost my hand in Vietnam, and insist that they shake my "nubby" hand.

I haven't figured out how I would explain the discharge from my arm, though.

Also, I would give someone a black eye from "penis banging".

Oh fucking win.

 

d21lewis wins again!

 

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I'm only aroused...

You failed me.



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That elephant likes getting pounded.