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d21lewis said:
If my penis were that long, I'd wear I'd put it inside of my jacket sleave, tell people I lost my hand in Vietnam, and insist that they shake my "nubby" hand.

I haven't figured out how I would explain the discharge from my arm, though.

Also, I would give someone a black eye from "penis banging".

Oh fucking win.

 

d21lewis wins again!

 

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