killeryoshis was born in 1996. He missed Mario 1, 2, 3, World, Land, and every 2-D Zelda. He probably doesn't even know who JUSTIN BAILEY is!!!
2 years before he was born I was going to Nintendo Powerfest '94 to play games like Gooftroop before they came out, and I still have the t-shirt to prove it. He also missed the Blockbuster World Video Game Championships 1994. I have a glow-in-the-dark plaque for being CHAMPION of my local Blockbuster.
What do I need to do to get some respect around here? Film myself beating the first level of SMB with my eyes closed? It's kind of a hassle, I can only do it half the time.