- When going to the bathroom never go to a stall right next to someone unless it is unavoidable

- Bros before hoes unless there is even the slightest chance you can get a little nookie.

- Beer + Anything = good

- If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.

- When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

- Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

- Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

Anymore?

Addendum to the first rule--

-if you must use a stall next to another guy, eyes forward. In fact, eyes forward anyways.

Actually, another addendum to that rule

-don't be the guy that talks to people in the bathroom and especially don't be the guy on the cell phone in the bathroom.

Ok, that last part is general etiquette but whatever.

Do you mean stall as in urinal? Or stall as in toliet? Cause will enclosed toliets I dont see a problem but it is a must rule for the urinals.

Everything else I absolutely agree with, although the Bros before hoes thing should be upgraded to an absolute on the nookie thing, possible chances are enough for me.

-Never let anything get under your skin. If you do, fight the guy, you'll just end up palling around again in a few hours anyway

More a truism than a code of conduct, but still...

I've actually used that one before. My circular avoidances just annoyed her after awhile and she went away.

Wow, I really fail at the guy code. Especially the first and last one.

i disagree with this rule, the dude has to be a friend for at least a week, even then it depends on how hot his sister is.

always be sure to buy scented toilet paper. Be sure to lift your skirt when you walk. Make sure you don't smell like tuna.

I lol'd at the umbrella thing. I agree.

The last one is really funnt

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