Gilgamesh on 15 January 2010
- When going to the bathroom never go to a stall right next to someone unless it is unavoidable
- Bros before hoes unless there is even the slightest chance you can get a little nookie.
- Beer + Anything = good
- If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.
- When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.
- Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.
- Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
Anymore?
