The Guy Code

[hatmoza]

Gilgamesh said:

- When going to the bathroom never go to a stall right next to someone unless it is unavoidable

- Bros before hoes unless there is even the slightest chance you can get a little nookie.

- Beer + Anything = good

- If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.

- When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

- Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

- Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

Anymore?

Wow, I really fail at the guy code. Especially the first and last one.