It is actually what Tween boys think, just as they are going into puberty, rather than adults who actually have to do things like work for a living, and also pay taxes (and buy health insurance so they don't have to go to jail).

I find it unfunny that you find this thread unfunny. Obviously my true feelings aren't reflected by what I have said here because it was all in jest. Of course I would spot him the hundred dollars for a DS but that doesn't mean I can't extract a few healthy laughs at noones expense in the process.

Now the question of why your thread got locked should be raised with the person who locked it or an admin higher up if you're not happy with that. Questioning the decision made by someone else which effected you negatively does not give you a reason to make a big stink about it in an irrelevant and unrelated place.

Wait you mean it is our best friend?  I would take back my original statement then.  I'd not be able to do her without thinking of what she used to be... but if it was a less close friend that turned girl.. no problem. 

Again, my greater offense has to do with Pokemon than the woman comment. How can you let the Pokemon request slide? Pokemon is responsible for a lot of youth problems, including not knowing what Jazz is (Pokemon + Rap):

Or he could get to play the "Clown".

Jokes apart, I think you either are masoquist (what makes you think a DS is so girlie? or is it that you just want to be spanked?) or this is a pretty weird way of getting out of the closet. 

Anyway, I think being gay is ok, just as being true to yourself is the right way.

Let your pal enjoy his DS (and his tits).

^Lol I don't think Squilliam ever posts a serious thread. This is just all a big joke for the lulz to him That's why I'm just playing along.

Well I hear if you share a box of Seece's Pieces you get a similar temporary gender bending effect. So if you get yourself a box you can try it out on one of your less than close friends at a party when you're both drunk. "Yep, just keep eating the Seece's Pieces and you'll feel MUCH better in the morning... TRUST ME"

@Richard: But the Pokemon Jazz opening....

Yes, but the kids don't know what THE JAZZ is. That is the problem. Doesn't matter if the game involves THE JAZZ, the kids just don't know what it is.

If they made a Jazz pokemon would that make you happy?

Why is PSP off the menu? Does buying a PSP turn you into an arsehole or something? I'd definitely want my BFF to become a girl over becoming an arsehole.

But I fully support the assertion that the DS is the most mature gaming system on the market. This is totally obvious because the only people I see on TV ads for the DS are old women. And now there is the DS LL which is like books that are published in large print for people with bad eyesight. So clearly the DS is the gaming system for the over 50's.

So the question isn't do you mind if your firend turns into a girl, but do you want your friend to turn into an old woman? Old women have their advantages, chiefly among them is no PMT because they are post menopausal. But then they have their disadvantages in that their tits tend to hang down to their knees and so become much less a personal asset. However if you like toothless cougars (some people do) then a DS is almost a guaranteed win for you. A $100 investment in a the transformative powers of the DS is much better than the thousands you'd pay for gender reassignment and rapid aging treatments.

Forget the powah of teh c3ll. We now have the transgenderisingageificationism of da DS!!