We only let you have independence so we could concentrate on beating the French

England isn't a country, you silly boy.

England was too awesome to be a country so it had to have some rubbish bits added to make it a less awesome.

Russia and China complained to the UN about how awesome we were and demanded we downgrade ourselves or they would cry. France and Spain followed suit and threatened not to play football with us. So England added Scotland, Wales and Ireland (all rubbish at football) and became YooKay. England uses YooKay for everything except football.

All true. It's in the history books.

1) America is not a country.

2) No.

You're spelling "Yuké" wrong. Remember, it was suggested by the French.

That's not true.

It comes from a song by the famous Scottish musician Robert Burnside.

"Annae arr Yookay, arr Yookay annae"

While I know that this is a joke thread, how could anyone think attacking Afghanistan was wrong?

You can argue all you want about Iraq but Afghanistan was about as clear-cut a case for war as can be found.

What's with all these brits? Come on America, show your faces! Be loud and proud, baybeh! :D

America fucking rocks.

If you need further clarification why, watch either of these two videos:

OMG, that video is hilarious.