AMERICA: The greatest country in the world

[Pyro as Bill]

Kantor said:

Pyro as Bill said:

Kantor said:

Carl2291 said:
I disagree.

England > All

England isn't a country, you silly boy.

England was too awesome to be a country so it had to have some rubbish bits added to make it a less awesome.

Russia and China complained to the UN about how awesome we were and demanded we downgrade ourselves or they would cry. France and Spain followed suit and threatened not to play football with us. So England added Scotland, Wales and Ireland (all rubbish at football) and became YooKay. England uses YooKay for everything except football.

All true. It's in the history books.

You're spelling "Yuké" wrong. Remember, it was suggested by the French.

That's not true.

It comes from a song by the famous Scottish musician Robert Burnside.

"Annae arr Yookay, arr Yookay annae"