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MontanaHatchet said:

Man, why are the British so damn bitter in this thread? Seriously, you can't even post something like "America has tacos" without them trying to debate you. It's pathetic. I'm sure that if you ask the average person that desires to immigrate whether they'd want to live in the UK or the US, they'll likely pick the US. And a recent poll by Gallup shows that the most desired country for immigration is the U.S., with the U.K. not even coming closely. So if Britain is so much better, it seems A LOT of other people disagree.

I'm not saying that popularity necessarily equals quality, but the U.S. is sure as hell richer, more powerful, and generally a far more desirable place to live than the U.K. Enjoy Monty Python and old bands.

Well I'm sorry you feel that way Monty, but it is a thread called "America: The greatest country in the world". With a big headed statement like that can you blame half the people for rebutting that point?

besides, 90% of the Brits in thread so far has been joking around tbh, not particularly being serious. We know we are inferior in many ways. Maybe it's the British dry wit, it can be a little too dry at times. Oh well, it entertains us lol.

Anyway, I'm sorry you feel that way from this thread. Just try not to take us too seriously.

...

(Also, we used to be the greatest empire in the world for a long time. I think we don't like to think of our empire as being weak, which it is now.)



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tombi123 said:
All will be decided on Saturday the 12th of June 2010 19:30 GMT.

This made me smile Tombi

I guess we'll just have to wait.



highwaystar101 said:
MontanaHatchet said:

Man, why are the British so damn bitter in this thread? Seriously, you can't even post something like "America has tacos" without them trying to debate you. It's pathetic. I'm sure that if you ask the average person that desires to immigrate whether they'd want to live in the UK or the US, they'll likely pick the US. And a recent poll by Gallup shows that the most desired country for immigration is the U.S., with the U.K. not even coming closely. So if Britain is so much better, it seems A LOT of other people disagree.

I'm not saying that popularity necessarily equals quality, but the U.S. is sure as hell richer, more powerful, and generally a far more desirable place to live than the U.K. Enjoy Monty Python and old bands.

Well I'm sorry you feel that way Monty, but it is a thread called "America: The greatest country in the world". With a big headed statement like that can you blame half the people for rebutting that point?

90% of the Brits in thread so far has been joking around tbh, not particularly being serious. Maybe it's the British dry wit, it can be a little too dry at times. Oh well, it entertains us lol.

Anyway, I'm sorry you feel that way from this thread. Just try not to take us too seriously.

...

(Also, we used to be the greatest empire in the world for a long time. I think we don't like to think of our empire as being weak, which it is now.)

If someone posts 50 points and another person tries to debate every one of those points, it's hardly joking. Joking doesn't take that much effort. And while I do appreciate British humor, it's not the best I've ever seen. I wasn't taking this thread too seriously (you can even see my "America, Fuck Yeah!" video for proof), but some people had to suck the fun out of it and try to make jabs towards my country. As for Britain's past empire, well, Mongolia used to have the largest connected empire of all time, and today they're nowhere close. Heck, look at Greece, Italy, Russia, etc.

Anyways, let's just have some fun now



 

 

The US is shaped like an enormous toilet bowl.

I'm surprised nobody mentioned that yet. :p



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MontanaHatchet said:
highwaystar101 said:

Well I'm sorry you feel that way Monty, but it is a thread called "America: The greatest country in the world". With a big headed statement like that can you blame half the people for rebutting that point?

90% of the Brits in thread so far has been joking around tbh, not particularly being serious. Maybe it's the British dry wit, it can be a little too dry at times. Oh well, it entertains us lol.

Anyway, I'm sorry you feel that way from this thread. Just try not to take us too seriously.

...

(Also, we used to be the greatest empire in the world for a long time. I think we don't like to think of our empire as being weak, which it is now.)

If someone posts 50 points and another person tries to debate every one of those points, it's hardly joking. Joking doesn't take that much effort. And while I do appreciate British humor, it's not the best I've ever seen. I wasn't taking this thread too seriously (you can even see my "America, Fuck Yeah!" video for proof), but some people had to suck the fun out of it and try to make jabs towards my country. As for Britain's past empire, well, Mongolia used to have the largest connected empire of all time, and today they're nowhere close. Heck, look at Greece, Italy, Russia, etc.

Anyways, let's just have some fun now

It is joking, it took five minutes to type out and most of my replies were not serious (Have you ever been to Yorkshire, it's hardly comparable to Texas, Yorkshire's a shit hole of a county).

Anyway, fun...

And to keep things neutral...

 



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MontanaHatchet said:
NJ5 said:
MontanaHatchet said:

Seriously, you can't even post something like "America has tacos" without them trying to debate you.

You could probably have chosen a better example.

 

There are dozens anyways, it's just an example of someone debating something petty.

Well the statement that tacos are associated with the U.S. is either a very poor joke or just plain ignorance, so I think that's a good one to debate :P

 



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NJ5 said:

Geography lesson:

 

You do know the same kind of map could apply to calling Soccer "Football"... correct?



Kasz216 said:

You do know the same kind of map could apply to calling Soccer "Football"... correct?

Why? Seems kind of different to me, as USA is inside America but neither of the footballs belong to each other.

 



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Kantor said:
coolestguyever said:
Seece said:
50 Reasons why Britain is better than America
Objavil Maša dne 25.06.2007 v Življenje nasploh

50 (or however many I can think of) reasons America is better than Britain

 

1- About 5 times your population

Because we know how to use contraception

2 - About 40 times your land area

Granted.

3 - USA is only country to use an atomic bomb on another country, let alone 2 bombs

True.

4 - Best in the world at Basketball, Golf, American Football, the olympics and many other sports

China won the last olympics.

5 - USA has a military 5x larger

Who are, at the moment, evenly divided between middle Eastern countries

6 - 153 of the 500 largest companies in the world are in America, Britain has 34

Duh, you have 5 times the people. We have more large companies per capita.

7 - Hollywood movies

Mike Bassett England Manager.

8 - Coke & Pepsi

9 - The American Dream

10 - 11 of the 25 richest men in the world are in America, the highest ranked Brit? 29th place

11 - Fast Food! McDonalds, Wendy's, Subway? You can thank America

12 - Capitalism

13 - Fuck Europe! USA didn't join WWII until 1941. And that's only because Japan attacked em!

That's a good thing?

14 - The computer your typing on right now? Oh yeah an American invention

The World Wide Web you're posting on? Oh yeah, a British invention.

15 - Tea? haha fuck that we drink coffee bitches!

Higher in caffeine.

16 - Xbox! oh yeah. Where's your console Britain?

The PC is our console. We have Lionhead, and Bullfrog.

17 - American football is rougher, tougher, injuryer and more manly then that wimp sport soccer! ha ha ha

Rough? It's rugby played by a bunch of people in full body armour.

18 - American muscle cars! So what you've got Fag-uar and Ass-ton Martin! We have GM, Ford and Chrysler

Bond doesn't drive a Ford, does he?

19 - They have a black president! What you still have a white guy?

We've had a female PM, though.

20 - US Virgin Islands > British Virgin Islands

21 - America doesn't fuck around. They need oil they go and take it!

22 - Texas

???

23 - John Wayne and Clint Eastwood

24 - M16 > All other guns (except the AK-47)

25 - They kicked your asses in the American revolution

26 - Awesome weather! Seen any sun yet this year britain? didn't think so! Good thing there's umbrellas

It's been raining for the last week, and sunny for the previous six months.

27 - Statue of Liberty

Big Ben.

28 - Hawaii - where's your tropical paradise britain?

...Cornwall?

29 - Megan effing Fox!

Keira Knightley!

*cough* skip *cough*

49 - ummm Beer!!

The Irish can take credit for that.

50 - 50 States. How many states do you have? 5? 6? Ha that's nothing

As I said, 86

lol this was a joke post. I'm Canadian eh?



coolestguyever said:
Kantor said:
coolestguyever said:
Seece said:
50 Reasons why Britain is better than America
Objavil Maša dne 25.06.2007 v Življenje nasploh

50 (or however many I can think of) reasons America is better than Britain

 

1- About 5 times your population

Because we know how to use contraception

2 - About 40 times your land area

Granted.

3 - USA is only country to use an atomic bomb on another country, let alone 2 bombs

True.

4 - Best in the world at Basketball, Golf, American Football, the olympics and many other sports

China won the last olympics.

5 - USA has a military 5x larger

Who are, at the moment, evenly divided between middle Eastern countries

6 - 153 of the 500 largest companies in the world are in America, Britain has 34

Duh, you have 5 times the people. We have more large companies per capita.

7 - Hollywood movies

Mike Bassett England Manager.

8 - Coke & Pepsi

9 - The American Dream

10 - 11 of the 25 richest men in the world are in America, the highest ranked Brit? 29th place

11 - Fast Food! McDonalds, Wendy's, Subway? You can thank America

12 - Capitalism

13 - Fuck Europe! USA didn't join WWII until 1941. And that's only because Japan attacked em!

That's a good thing?

14 - The computer your typing on right now? Oh yeah an American invention

The World Wide Web you're posting on? Oh yeah, a British invention.

15 - Tea? haha fuck that we drink coffee bitches!

Higher in caffeine.

16 - Xbox! oh yeah. Where's your console Britain?

The PC is our console. We have Lionhead, and Bullfrog.

17 - American football is rougher, tougher, injuryer and more manly then that wimp sport soccer! ha ha ha

Rough? It's rugby played by a bunch of people in full body armour.

18 - American muscle cars! So what you've got Fag-uar and Ass-ton Martin! We have GM, Ford and Chrysler

Bond doesn't drive a Ford, does he?

19 - They have a black president! What you still have a white guy?

We've had a female PM, though.

20 - US Virgin Islands > British Virgin Islands

21 - America doesn't fuck around. They need oil they go and take it!

22 - Texas

???

23 - John Wayne and Clint Eastwood

24 - M16 > All other guns (except the AK-47)

25 - They kicked your asses in the American revolution

26 - Awesome weather! Seen any sun yet this year britain? didn't think so! Good thing there's umbrellas

It's been raining for the last week, and sunny for the previous six months.

27 - Statue of Liberty

Big Ben.

28 - Hawaii - where's your tropical paradise britain?

...Cornwall?

29 - Megan effing Fox!

Keira Knightley!

*cough* skip *cough*

49 - ummm Beer!!

The Irish can take credit for that.

50 - 50 States. How many states do you have? 5? 6? Ha that's nothing

As I said, 86

lol this was a joke post. I'm Canadian eh?

And I'm not English, I'm French.

Kidding.



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