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A friend posted this on Facebook. It's brilliant.

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We know that girls require the use of a lot of time and money.
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girls = time * money

We know from Dagobert Duck and other succesful busin...ess people thet time is money.
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time = money
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girls = money * money = money^2

We know from a variet of spiritual scripts that money is the root of all evil.
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money = \/evil (sorry it's kinda hard to do a root symbol but i'll try)

So we are forced to the conclusion that:
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girls = (\/evil)^2

and the root of something squared my maths teacher tells me is... you've guessed it ...

girls = evil


and there ya have it.



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Makes sense.

Although, I already knew about that equation.



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No offense, but I think I have seen this joke like 10-15 years ago!



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er... i dunno bout that but thats most likely because there talking about relations status, some people *cough* just need the energy to "keep" up and/or put out. -.-

oh one things for sure to, to much fucking talking. -.-



NJ5 said:
No offense, but I think I have seen this joke like 10-15 years ago!

I doubt it's new, but I just saw it posted.



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I dont think theyre evil, nor do I think that formula works very well, youre primary concern in a relationship is time and money constraints? er, I think you missed the point of going out with the girl in the first place, assumedly it wasnt to give you more free time and money?



I totally & irrevocably agree!



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Men earn more money on average. Thus us males are more evil.



Girls equal time and money, mathematically and means +, so the equation doesnt work



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