Not at all....>_>

LOL! I'd never heard that one before.

If you make jokes about my race, I'll make jokes about yours. That's how I see it.

I don't get it. :-/

But it'll become unfunny as soon as someone explains it. >_<

@c0. Its referring to the gas chambers, saying they couldn't block all the holes with their fingers.


What about jokes that aren't clever but are offensive and shocking in how blunt they are?


Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Being raped.



Why do women get periods?

Because they fucking deserve them.


(the last one is the joke that got me hit with a shoe when I told it to a girl =P)

hahahha that's effing hilarious

okay I gotta tell 1 joke, its not that bad

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?

A quarter pounder!

Not funny at all

Here's my favourite racist joke (contains some maybe offending parts about religion as well).

Three friends, a Brit, a German and a Jewish Israeli, climb together a very high mountain. As they reach the summit an angel shows up"You guys made it so far, that I'll make you an offer: Just jump down the cliff, I'll catch you and bring you safely down to the ground".

The three friends decide, that's a once in a lifetime oppurtunity and accept the offer.

The British guy jumps first.

He falls and falls

and the angel catches him and puts him safely to the ground.

Then goes the German

He falls and falls

and the angel catches him and puts him safely to the ground.

Then the Jew jumps.

He falls and falls,

and falls and falls,

hits the ground on full speed and dies immediately.

As he did many good things in lifetime he straightly goes to heaven. When he arrives at the gate, the door-keeper looks puzzled. "Nice to have you here, but to be honest we didn't expect you here any time soon. What happened?".

So the Jew, tells the story about the angel not catching him and the doorkeeper leds him to God to find out what happened.

God is also surprised to see the Jew so early and commands all the angles to come together, to find out who let the Jew die.

The Jew walks down the line of angels until he recognizes the angel who didn't catch him and points at the offender. God looks very disappointed at the angel and says:

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"Don't you be ashamed, Adolf!"

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I'm not sure if this works as a translated text version, so let me know if it doesn't^^