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Mom! Dad! How could you!

Thank you for explaining the painful truth, nordlead.



badgenome said:

Mom! Dad! How could you!

Thank you for explaining the painful truth, nordlead.

Now that you know, they should be accepting of your decision




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Add motion controls and start making money. Oh wait, wrong answer.

Also, WHAT?!

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nordlead said:
badgenome said:

Mom! Dad! How could you!

Thank you for explaining the painful truth, nordlead.

Now that you know, they should be accepting of your decision

Or slap a so called "honour killing" on him



"Life is but a gentle death. Fate is but a sickness that results in extinction and in the midst of all the uncertainty, lies resolve."

Wait, I don't get why his [edit: dad's second wife has to be his aunt].
- They're half-siblings because her mom adopted him
- They're cousins because their moms are sisters
- They're second cousins because their grandparents are siblings

Why is the aunt-mom necessary? Or was that just nordlead's twist?

And ... do you realize that his AUNT is his MOM's SISTER in that chart?  Have you thought about the rather obvious implications of that?   



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Final-Fan said:

Wait, I don't get why his [edit: dad's second wife has to be his aunt].
- They're half-siblings because her mom adopted him
- They're cousins because their moms are sisters
- They're second cousins because their grandparents are siblings

Why is the aunt-mom necessary? Or was that just nordlead's twist?

And ... do you realize that his AUNT is his MOM's SISTER in that chart?  Have you thought about the rather obvious implications of that?   

It makes for a better story

Also, I'm lazy and I didn't feel like fixing it after I realized the mistake I made




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