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Dr.Grass said:
I once blew off a smoking hot chick just to play Metal Gear Solid. The funniest thing is that I already finished the game twice before.


There are only two possible explainations for this.

1. You are lieing

2. You are gay

 



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i didn't have patience for ocarina of time and gave up
i'm too scared to play dead space
i was afraid that owning an xbox 360 would replace my social life before i ended up buying one (it didn't thankfully)
i've been trying to get the last three stars of rainbow road on super mario 64 for 4 years and have spent a total of 6 years overall trying to beat the game for the first time
i've used an action replay in every single pokemon game i've owned (not to beat it, just to get all the pokemon, though i've only caught all of them once)
i once got a boner while looking at a princess peach trophy in super smash bros melee in 9th grade (first and thankfully only time a video game has caused that.  freshman year was a sad lonely time for me)
i'm afraid to tell girls that i like games because i think they'll think i'm a geek. i always leave it out of the conversation
i got a d in physics last year because i was too caught up playing gears of war (left the 360 home this year)
i actually thought that call of duty 4 on the ds would sell over a million
i have a love/hate relationship with sony (love the games and the consoles, hate the company, the playstation controller since it first reared it's ugly head in 1995 and the sony community)
i can't stand the psp
lastly, blu-ray and the deceased hd-dvd can kiss my ass, i've never thought they we're anything special.



eggs2see said:
Dr.Grass said:
I once blew off a smoking hot chick just to play Metal Gear Solid. The funniest thing is that I already finished the game twice before.


There are only two possible explainations for this.

1. You are lieing

2. You are gay

 


I was 13 and my main pastime was fantacizing about videogames. I was at that age where everyone dated and she was all like: "So are you going to come to the carnival with us?" I said we had an important family dinner and went home. I'm not gay, I'm engaged.



mexitalrish said:


i once got a boner while looking at a princess peach trophy in super smash bros melee in 9th grade (first and thankfully only time a video game has caused that.  freshman year was a sad lonely time for me)


HAHA!!! WIN!



- My first Zelda game was The Wind Waker after it had become a players choice.

- I didn't like Super Smash Bros. Brawl and won't be buying the next one unless they innovate heavily.

- New Super Mario Bros. Wii > Super Mario Galaxy

- I've played Prime 2 and 3 but not 1.

- Prime 2 was my first Metroid game.



 

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puffy said:
- My first Zelda game was The Wind Waker after it had become a players choice.

there's no shame.. the important thing is that you like it NAO. and thats all that matters. *pats your shoulder*

it was actually my first too, not because it was players choice though, i just didnt really know anything about the series, except for the odd wee blast of minish cap i'd played once or twice. (and couldnt really be bothered with at the time :-O )

now, though, i'm all over that series. i love it :D



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.

I haven't beaten Shadow Of The Colossus



Black Women Are The Most Beautiful Women On The Planet.

"In video game terms, RPGs are games that involve a form of separate battles taking place with a specialized battle system and the use of a system that increases your power through a form of points.

Sure, what you say is the definition, but the connotation of RPGs is what they are in video games." - dtewi

- I think the N64 is the worst Major console ever, and easily Nintendo's worst (VB doesn't count!). I absolutely hate the thing.

- I consider the saturn the best SEGA console.

- I despise Bioshock, MW2, Assassin's Creed and a whole huge lot of high rated current gen games. Why is anyone excited for their sequels/these games I'll never understand.

- The only good GTA is Vice City. Everything else is just a boring crock of senseless, chorish violence.

- I hate most Indie games. They are way overrated.

- The PS2 is so superior to any other console that it's not even funny.

- JRPG > every other genre.

- FROM software is a terrific developer.

- I could never get into Earthbound. It just bores me.

- NSMB Wii excitement really passed me by... it just annoys me.

Phew.



My girlfriend finished Resident Evil 4 before me.

*Runs and hides in shame.....*



 

 

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Systems I've owned: Atari 2600, NES, SNES, GBColor, N64, Gamecube, PS2, Xbox, GBAdvance, DSlite, PSP, Wii, Xbox360, PS3, 3DS, PSVita, PS4, 3DS XL, Wii U

The best quote I've seen this year:

Angelus said: I'm a moron

Here's another one:


I never had a PlayStation.

I never even heard of Gran Turismo or Metal Gear Solid until VgChartz.



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