SHAMEville: Confessions of a Lonely Gamer...

[Dr.Grass]

eggs2see said:

Dr.Grass said:
I once blew off a smoking hot chick just to play Metal Gear Solid. The funniest thing is that I already finished the game twice before.

There are only two possible explainations for this.

1. You are lieing

2. You are gay

 

I was 13 and my main pastime was fantacizing about videogames. I was at that age where everyone dated and she was all like: "So are you going to come to the carnival with us?" I said we had an important family dinner and went home. I'm not gay, I'm engaged.