Even though I've showed it twice before, it must be posted again:

Monti, you are full of win.

at least its in the right place noo, och aye.

*punches air in celebration* - The only reason I knew that is because of my girlfriend to be honest. She uses these words a lot, slowly but surely some of them have seeped through into my brain.

But unfortunately my Scottish still needs improvement

your girlfriend is scottish?!?!?!!?!?! weel weel weel, ye kept that hidden did ye no!

Lol. No she's not Scottish, I was referring to the word "Atherosclerosis", she's a doctor and after two years of being with her I am starting to find my self knowing various medical terms that I shouldn't and giving (what is probably unsound) medical advice to people and wandering where it came from a few seconds later.

As for my Girlfriend, she's half Belgian, half English.

^haha ah thocht ye mibbe meant that an aw. of course, we're familiar wi it up here lawl.

sad fact that scotland's considered the "fat man ae Europe". bit what-ivvvvurrr.

righto. aff tae bed. ah'll teach ye's aw the letter B an' the basics the morn.

oy, aem ai spweking scots raight?

umm...  sadly not.

"here, (or "haw!"), am ah speakin scots richt (or "ryt (with a glottal stop instead of "t")")?"

Auuuhhhhhhhhhhh

ay wanted to speach scots ryt

dinnae worry pal, that's whit this thread is here fer