Mais ce n'est pas un thread de français, ou d'anglais. C'est un thread d'eccosais.

D'accord. Je partirai!
Jésus!

i dont speak french, lol. but hey and aye, it took me pure ages man!

dawve24, whaur huv ye been?!?

Wow.....seeing all this typed makes it look soooo difficult.
A+ for effort though!!!
Maybe I should do one for Trinis? Nah daz ah fight down.

I have to say, you look differeny in your youtibe videos! Not bad different though :)

This thread will not die on my watch!

Thes thred willnae die on me watch!

Gaelic-
An Irish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking out of a pond.

The Irish farmer shouted:"Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi cachu un a
for."
Which in Gaelic means: "Don't drink the water the cows have shit
in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm English, I don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Irish farmer says: "Use two hands, it holds more"!!!

My joke killed this thread

StrawberryVickie said: My joke killed this thread

lol i love that joke

i'll try find some more

Ok... the op was a bit of a struggle to read but saying it out loud doesn't sound nearly as fucked up as Patwa.