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Gaelic-
An Irish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking out of a pond.

The Irish farmer shouted:"Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi cachu un a
for."
Which in Gaelic means: "Don't drink the water the cows have shit
in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm English, I don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Irish farmer says: "Use two hands, it holds more"!!!



If you want me to reply, quote me pls!