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highwaystar101 said:
tedsteriscool said:
highwaystar101 said:
Have sex with her without wearing a condom, then when she gets pregnant she'll have no choice except to stay with you... The plan is fool proof.

What if he shoots blanks?

Then he, er, needs to steal someone else's sperm and use that. But make her think that it's his.

However make sure that person is the same colour as you. Otherwise things just get confusing.



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show her DaHuuuuuudge penis you have? it may speak louder than words



Talk to her about some other girl that thinks your cute.. See how she replies. If she is happy about it, then she isn't really into you like that. She might see you as another girlfriend. If she seems a little jealous or disappointed, go in for the kill. Tell her, "but, I kinda have a thing for you and I don't know if you feel the same way towards me. I don't want things to be akward between us, if you don't see me that way. We are still good friends no matter what."







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O-D-C said:
NiKKoM said:
Go see a movie with her.. that's casuel enough... and let her pick the movie...

if she picks the new Twilight movie run away

if she picks Zombieland marry her


bingo,iv got to try that



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NKAJ said:
O-D-C said:
NiKKoM said:
Go see a movie with her.. that's casuel enough... and let her pick the movie...

if she picks the new Twilight movie run away

if she picks Zombieland marry her


bingo,iv got to try that

... and if she picks Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs, that's good enough to consider marrying her.  Those type of movies are tolerable and shows that she has a sense of humor.  They are much better than "chick flicks" like Twilight.  



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wish i would get some hints sometimes



"They will know heghan belongs to the helghast"

"England expects that everyman will do his duty"

"we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender"

 

NKAJ said:
wish i would get some hints sometimes

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highwaystar101 said:
NKAJ said:
wish i would get some hints sometimes

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A


sorry dont get that hint...ment in "love life" ...well actually i have had one or two...just not from the person i wish they were from



"They will know heghan belongs to the helghast"

"England expects that everyman will do his duty"

"we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender"

 

Give her compliments and touch her on her shoulders and arms.

Then she will invite you to sleep with her.



NKAJ said:
highwaystar101 said:
NKAJ said:
wish i would get some hints sometimes

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A


sorry dont get that hint...ment in "love life" ...well actually i have had one or two...just not from the person i wish they were from

It's the Konami code... Bah... Kids these days and the lack of love for 80's video games.

Anyway, type in the Konami code and she will have sex with you. It worked with my girlfriend.