Quick help with a girl

[Rath]

highwaystar101 said:

tedsteriscool said:

highwaystar101 said:
Have sex with her without wearing a condom, then when she gets pregnant she'll have no choice except to stay with you... The plan is fool proof.

What if he shoots blanks?

Then he, er, needs to steal someone else's sperm and use that. But make her think that it's his.

However make sure that person is the same colour as you. Otherwise things just get confusing.