angrypoolman said:
hey guys whats up, its the angrypoolmanz here for you today and i got a series of queschins that i want you guys to answer.
1. You have to choose your life as it is right now. nothing will get any better, nothing will get any worse. you will maintain the current level of quality in your life for the remainder of your life. or you will become president of the united states of america, but you will be assassinated one year before your term ends. which do you choose?
so there they are. im looking forward to your answers, i need something to lol at.
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My current life, if only for the fact that I have no desire to govern anything, let alone a behemoth like the US.
2. would you rather be the greatest genius on earth, but never appreciated in your own lifetime or considered a genius within your own lifetime, but thought of as a mediocre hack after you died?
Genius now. Hell, I won't be around to see people calling me a hack anyway.
3. would you rather have a sexual partner who was great in bed, but was so ugly that they were somewhat of a social embarrasment, or would you rather have a lovely sexual partner who happened to be completely terrible in bed, but made people terribly envious of you?
Wow, they're both better than my current situation! :P
Honestly, it's a toss up. It's not a dealbreaker if the person is butt-ugly as long as you are into the person underneath the shell.
4. would you rather be the lead singer of an extremely popular but mediocre rock band, or would you rather be the greatest poet who ever lived with a small but dedicated fanbase?
Metallica seems to be doing ok for themselves, so I'd take the first option.
5. you are presented with two doors, but three options. option number one is to open the first door, option number two is to open the second door, option number three is to walk away. behind one door, there is fame, fortune, and fulfillment of all your dreams, and behind the other door is an axe wielding maniac who will chop you to pieces the second you open the door. you dont know which of these things is behind which door. do you choose to open one of these doors or do you choose to walk away?
Walk. I'm not a gambler.
6. if by killing yourself, all your enemies will be destroyed as well, would you kill yourself?
I have no enemies, so I have no reason to kill myself. Now, if I could erase an entire ideal or belief from the planet by doing it - say, scientology - that might be a different story...
7. if you had to take a long road trip with either a vietnam vet with a bad temper who had a gun on his person at all times, or a conservatvie christian who quietly judged everything you did, what would you choose and why?
The Vietnam vet would probably be a more entertaining guy to talk shit with, so I'll take the first option.
8. if you could obtain immortality by stomping a little girl's pet kitten to death before her crying eyes every christmas eve, would you do it?
Ugh. I would feel really unclean afterwards, but I'd do it anyway.
9. if you loved someone with all of your heart and they hated everything about you, would you take ten years off of their life if it meant that they would love you in return?
No. Love isn't an entirely selfish thing, you know.
10. if you died and went to hell, and found that it is every bit as horrible as the christians make it out to be, eternal fire, eternal suffering, eternal pain; but the devil offered you a deal. he said that for every soul on earth that you could tempt towards damnation, you will experience a one year reprieve from the agony of eternal hellfire, would you take his deal?
Probably not. Damning thousands of people to save my own neck isn't really worth it.