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angrypoolman said: hey guys whats up, its the angrypoolmanz here for you today and i got a series of queschins that i want you guys to answer. 1. You have to choose your life as it is right now. nothing will get any better, nothing will get any worse. you will maintain the current level of quality in your life for the remainder of your life. or you will become president of the united states of america, but you will be assassinated one year before your term ends. which do you choose? Life as The President for 7 yrs, as long as you can gaurantee I'll definately be alive for those 7 yrs. And knowing I'd be dead in 7 yrs I'd do everything in my power to completely screw up the world... likely leading to my assasination. 2. would you rather be the greatest genius on earth, but never appreciated in your own lifetime or considered a genius within your own lifetime, but thought of as a mediocre hack after you died? Be known as a genius after death, then my work would be more likely to have a lasting effect. 3. would you rather have a sexual partner who was great in bed, but was so ugly that they were somewhat of a social embarrasment, or would you rather have a lovely sexual partner who happened to be completely terrible in bed, but made people terribly envious of you? Lovely partner, terrible in bed. If you're in a long-term relationship you can always 'train' her in the bedroom 4. would you rather be the lead singer of an extremely popular but mediocre rock band, or would you rather be the greatest poet who ever lived with a small but dedicated fanbase? The rock band. Don't like poetry, all sounds like wishy washy crap to me. 5. you are presented with two doors, but three options. option number one is to open the first door, option number two is to open the second door, option number three is to walk away. behind one door, there is fame, fortune, and fulfillment of all your dreams, and behind the other door is an axe wielding maniac who will chop you to pieces the second you open the door. you dont know which of these things is behind which door. do you choose to open one of these doors or do you choose to walk away? Open the first door, if I know there's a chance I have to face an axe wielding maniac I'll likely have my sword with me for defence. I'll make sure he loses a limb before I die. 6. if by killing yourself, all your enemies will be destroyed as well, would you kill yourself? Why kill my enemies if I can stay alive and torture them instead? 7. if you had to take a long road trip with either a vietnam vet with a bad temper who had a gun on his person at all times, or a conservatvie christian who quietly judged everything you did, what would you choose and why? The Vietnam vet, he's bound to have some interesting stories. The conservative christian would either die with my hands around their neck or drive me insane before I killed myself. Unless of course it was a very fit female conservative christian whom I could teach my "wicked" ways 8. if you could obtain immortality by stomping a little girl's pet kitten to death before her crying eyes every christmas eve, would you do it? No, check my avatar. Plus I'd probably get bored of life. 9. if you loved someone with all of your heart and they hated everything about you, would you take ten years off of their life if it meant that they would love you in return? Sure, why not? We all gotta die sometime 10. if you died and went to hell, and found that it is every bit as horrible as the christians make it out to be, eternal fire, eternal suffering, eternal pain; but the devil offered you a deal. he said that for every soul on earth that you could tempt towards damnation, you will experience a one year reprieve from the agony of eternal hellfire, would you take his deal? Yeah, take the deal. It'd be a good laugh.
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