Hey guys I go back to school in about a week, and while I am not made fun of by most of the student body like some people, there are a couple of kids who don't like me because I have such a fortunate existence.

Sure ignoring them does work, but sometimes it is more satisfying to rip people a new one.

I was wondering, how can I be really good at pushing buttons, a lot like dr cox from scrubs.

My problem usually is that I can't figure out what people are so self conscious about.

Kick them in the balls.

Just look them over a couple times and ask them if they have insurance.

Or just say 'I ain't take my meds today. Don't eff wit me!'

Cunt for girls is a big one... they get PISSED... word of advice though... use it on someone you despise... if you use it in the heat of the moment during an arguement you might regret it.

Or ask them how their family would feel if they came up *missing*

So... how far do you want to take your insults?

I was going to say that....

All some very good advice.

There is this chick at my school who makes fun of everyone, So if she says to me "All you do is play videogames"

I will just say "well you know I used to think that I was a loser until I met you."

I think he means verbally insult.

Call her a cock monger. You should call some of my ex'es and get some good ones