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Hey guys I go back to school in about a week, and while I am not made fun of by most of the student body like some people, there are a couple of kids who don't like me because I have such a fortunate existence.


Sure ignoring them does work, but sometimes it is more satisfying to rip people a new one.

I was wondering, how can I be really good at pushing buttons, a lot like dr cox from scrubs.

 

My problem usually is that I can't figure out what people are so self conscious about.



My name is blubeard because rosie has a blue beard. Just not on her chest.